But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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