yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
