gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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