i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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