do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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