Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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