so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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