So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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