I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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