Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
