The maid of honor just puked.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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