I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
