ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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