Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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