But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You did what with his pubic hair?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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