Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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