I want to walk on stilts...naked
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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