Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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