I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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