i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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