yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Never underestimate the power of titties
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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