Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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