Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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