he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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