I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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