Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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