So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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