Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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