i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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