brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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