I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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