What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
