You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.