why didn't you poke me back
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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