Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
there is puke in my bra ... again
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