She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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