i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she smelled like a LAN party
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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