i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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