love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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