It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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