I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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