just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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