dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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