stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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