you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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