The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
