I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
