So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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