Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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