It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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