okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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