I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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