So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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