I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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