When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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